October 19, 2010

Just for laughs




Poker can be fun! Yes, really :D! But in order of you to get it, you'll have to play poker yourself. Because I doubt that someone who doesn't play poker, understands why I  can't stop laughing over the "I see donk people" sign.








And... you could help me to improve my list, just add you're funny slogans to comments :)



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Pokker võib olla lõbus ja ka naljakas. Kuid naljadest saavad siiski aru vaid need, kes ise pokkeriga kokku puutuvad. Sest vaevalt "tavainimene" saaks  aru, miks ei suuda ma naermist lõpetada väljendi "I see donk people" peale. 


Aga...kallid pokkerimängijad, aidake mul nimekirja täiendada, ehk-kõik vaimukused kommentaaridesse :)!


Ciao!

  • If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you."
  • "IF" that spade dropped I would have had the flush or  "I had a Gutshot, you were dead "IF" that Ten hit". Yea, I mean "IF" my Aunt had Balls shed be my uncle"
  • S/he flopped the nuts. makes me want to protect myself if tis a guy or get to know her if its a girl
  • I haven't seen this many donkeys since my trip to Tijuana 
  • Noone cares about that great hand you hand that one time 
  • Trust me....says a poker player ;)
  • You're sunglasses don't hide that you suck
  • I see donk people
  • I bluff therefore I am
  • Yes, poker is a sport... "Hey dad, why can't I go to college?" "Cos I'm a crappy athlete, that's why."
  • Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML
  • What's the difference between a man praying at a poker table and another man praying in a church? The one at the poker table means it.
    Yes, I could use a T-shirt like this ;)
    I just can't help it!








    3 comments:

    1. Tänud Liina, huumoriminutite eest!

      Mulle meeldis see väga -

      What's the difference between a man praying at a poker table and another man praying in a church? The one at the poker table means it.

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    2. Lol, very good :D!

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    3. 1. "these players are so bad you just can't beat this game"

      2.Player 1: "I'm so stuck I have to hit the bad beat just to get even."
      Player 2: "At least you have outs."

      3."dammit my dog wouldnt even take a crap on those cards"

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